a long one..

[chefjimmy]

guy walks into a bar with a monkey and orders a rum n coke..the bartender puts a twist of lime on it and slides the man his drink...the monkey sees the slice of lime and snatches it off the glass and eats it...the man says bad monkey...later someone orders a tequila sunrise the bartender puts a slice of orange on the rim and the monkey grabs it and eats it.the bartender yells hey stop him!later someone order a pina colada and when the bartender opens the condiment tray to get a garnish the monkey sees all the fruit and jumps across the bar and starts devouring the whole tray the bartender slams his fist on the bar screaming stop!he scares the lil monkey who jumps off the bar lands on the pool table looks around in a panic and grabs up the cue ball and swallows it whole.the bartender screams thats enough get him out of here.the guy n monkey leave but come back in a week later the guy promises the monkey will be better and orders a rum n coke,the bartender adds the twist of lime which the monkey immediately grabs and then sticks it up his butt then eats it...the bartender just stares totally appalled.later someone orders a tequila sunrise the bartender puts a slice of orange on the rim and the monkey grabs it and sticks it up his butt and then eats it!the bartender looking in utter disgust says to the man ,that has got to be the stupidest animal i,ve ever seen....the man replies actually hes pretty smart..every since that cue ball incident he checks everything for size!