What constitutes a "quality post"?

[ColoradoAvsFan]

Originally Posted by Dierks

Screw posting! Let's play poker!! OOOPS! Almost forgot to use a smiley.

If it was really cold outside, would your woody get stuck to the posting?
Curious minds want to know.

[Dierks]

:eek:

[Penny]

Originally Posted by chane

Nice list. #9 is the most important...here are some others:

11) DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S CONSIDERED YELLING! (Unless you are yelling, then it's ok of course.)

12) DoN't CaPiTaLiZe EvErY OtHER LeTTeR - iT MaKeS yOu LoOk LiKE a LiTTle TeeNaGeD GiRL! LiKE OmG!

13)Make sure your first post is ALWAYS a request for a freeroll password! Why? Because YOU deserve it! And even though we don't know who the hell you are and you didn't even bother to introduce yourself, we want you to play in our freerolls so you can go all in every other hand with trash and when someone finally calls you, you hit a miracle card on the river and take us out and take our money, then never show up to TRR again.

If I think of any more quality post rules I will be sure to post them.

Nr. 13 ... lots of that around here please don't encourage them Chane!

[Penny]

Oh and I like the queen's English ....

[ColoradoAvsFan]

Originally Posted by Penny

Oh and I like the queen's English ....

Sorry, Penny. Realizing my error on your behalf, I withraw The Queens English. Had a pot full of Bar-B-Que beans. Gotta go to the loo.

The loo. Always cracked me up.

[Penny]

Do you like lavotary/lavvy or even bog better?

[Irondime]

the loo.... lol

[JKshark]

Originally Posted by ColoradoAvsFan

Quality Post:

1) Spelling has been checked
2) Reads from left to right
3) One smiley must be used
4) Proper paragraph orientation is required
5) Must contain more than just one four-letter word
6) Must contain at least one four-letter word
7) Using Queens English automatically disqualifies the post
8) Using Arabic is highly discouraged
9) Site owner is from Indiana. Say something nice about the Colts or something.
10) Never be mean to a Rounder. Not only will you lose the post, but Penny will have her maid stick pins in your very own voo-doo doll. Owie!!

Now that we got that out of the way, let's play some cards.

I never knew that...lol i gotta start following those rules

[conboy32]

Site owner is from Indiana. Say something nice about the Colts or something. ...........???? ok I'm love the Giants!!!! GO GIANTS >>>

[theOMEGAN]

Something that took a bit of thought and more than a line of single sylibled words like ( see spot run ). Is ledgable to the common tongue and easy to understand.